i'm so sorry, blog, it feels as if i have neglected you.

i can't believe i said that to an inanimate object. technically, it's not even an object. >.<

i haven't checked this blog for some times, mainly because i didn't think harry would be contributing much to it since she's so busy stuffing her face with food back there in singapore [excuse my obscene imagery].

i have to clear the air here. the fact that the prices have gone up for hungry jacks is a really really big deal, ok? imagine if you are short of that extra 25 cents. what would happen then?!?!?! you'd get no lunch or dinner or snack. btw, did you know, my mum won't let me eat two whoppers by myself? even though i tell her that i can, she says i can't cause it's 'unhealthy'. look, ok? KFC chicken skin is unhealthy. hungry jacks isn't [denial isn't the only river in egypt].

and at least i email you, ok? to be fair, you do email me too.. but it takes so long, cause you're so lazy. i sound so unreasonable here, but i don't care. eveytime i catch you online, i have to demand that you reply. that is so sad.

i'm still thinking about the hungry jacks thing.

an extract from the email from mike:

thirdly, and most importantly, i just received the
hungry jacks coupons for this month. and TERRIBLE,
SCANDALOUS, UTTERLY HORRIFYING!!! lemme take a deeep
breath before i continue. THE PRICE HAS GONE UP!!!

i need to lie down.

i found that terribly amusing XD

life in singapore is fast-paced as ever. the malls are so packed with people!! in perth they're all spread out..and no mall is ever too crowded that you get shoved back and forth or sandwiched in between people. oh well.

at least the public transport is still as good. minus the fact that i was late for church on sunday cause i left the house 5 min behind schedule and on my way out i saw the bus and i was just thinking: great. first of all, i dont think i could catch up to it even if i tried running, cause its quite a distance to the bus stop, then again it depends on whether the bus driver is compassionate enough to stop and wait for you. second of all, i had breakfast in me and could not run, least i risk puking on the road.

but apart from that, its all good =) mrt still efficient, walking is still the best though..(imagine that coming from me! :O)

things to do today:
1.spend some quality time alone (quiet time, music, bum, bum, bum)
2.play piano
3.wrap presents
4.call people to arrange friday's stuff
5.chill at home

no one responds online at 2.25pm do they.

.....i dont believe he just did that.

lovecalculater.com wasnt it. we (namely, people in our age here in sg, excluding me) used to toy with it when we (again, not me) were 10. and..he's 14...sadly. and..whats up with the WEIRD PAIRINGS?!?! my gosh. as if the guys arent bad enough.. he has to pair the GIRLS up too!??!

"i am walking the straight and narrow road." -quote kim

my gosh. and you had to put IT in..*shakes head* you of all people..what were you, bored?!?

goodness me. (technically impossible..how can you goodness someone.)

my fingers are getting cold. the aircon's so nice and the bed seems just the place to be.

i'm lazy to go on msn for fear of people bombarding me.. oh well. i guess the daily (or not) emails are enough to give me the perth dose XD and keep me updated.. yay =)

i'm tired at 11:30. i'm losing my stamina.

GOD BLESS!! love you guys to bits =)

christopher mo just did the most disgusting thing ever. he went and found this redundant love calculator thing on the internet and he started calculating all these weird people together. sarah, i'm serious.

he calculated you and him [25%, thank God].. me and him [OH YUCK OH YUCK OH YUCK], me and joey, me and william, me and sarah [EWWWWWWW!!! 52% in case you're wondering], me and amy [=.=], sarah and joey [a whooping 86%]. me and arsewipe [yuckyuckyuckyuck*choke*gurgle*die*]. sarah and arsewipe [see previous]. me and benny. oh, jess and will.. didn't turn out too well tho. moey and jess [a very pathetic 12%]. sarah and amy [32% or something].

he's so obscene. got him back tho. him and benny... 89%!!

oh, btw. IT is 69%. you know what i'm talking about. i'd say it's not bad XD. higher than most anyway. it's a B.

I BLOGGED I BLOGGED!!!

okay this is gonna be short since the certain more important people have already received updates via emails (yes kim, unfortunately that refers to you)

outta curiosity, are you a man (notice how i didnt change it to woman) of your word, kim?

cause if you are, i've got news for you. i came back from my piano exam without a distinction.

nownow, are you gonna keep to your word and disown me?

okay gimme your reply to that XD and i'm gonna..stop hogging the comp now. i think i spend a lot of time typing long emails to people (you guys had better be grateful) there are only 2 i type to and that in itself is enough to keep my fingers moving all across the keyboard.......yes.

i am evicting! less than 2 weeks to christmas, i have done zilch christmas shopping. in case you are wondering (i'm saving you the ego outburst here kim) i am shopping around for your christmas presents okay.

why is the weather so nice there now?!?! i think i took all the bad weather with me and brought it here...should i even be surprised? i bring about storms everywhere i go..hn.

i love you all! =) (all = kim, jon.. no one else reads this)

enjoy the next 4 weeks without me..after that you're not gonna get a break anytime soon..

shit

in the shower earlier, i realized that i hadn't heard back from sarah since last week.. for all i knew, she might have caused the plane to crash, knowing how heavy she is.. shit.. how can i still joke at a time like this..

turns out she emailed me, but i just forgot to check.. shit.. shitshitshitshitshit..

wanna know what is so damn shitty??

my old friend got into an accident.. i wasn't close to her, but it still sucks.. shit.. the people in the four wheel drive that smashed their little car are ok.. she's ok [30stitches in the head, woke up already], the driver is ok [broken arm]..

but guess what? the other three passengers died..

shitshitshitshitshit

and it wasn't even their fault.. the four wheel drive was apparently trying to overtake and whoops, didn't see the little kancil..

at least sarah didn't die..

i feel obliged to blog one last time here in perth. for the year at least.

oh well. lots of msgs and stuff to say but being the disorganized person i am with poor time management skills i didnt really get round to doing it.. oh well. aye. i hate how before smth considerably big happens, i always have this weird feeling the night before. it like, grips you? like the night before my piano exam.. and even just now at youth (and now, for that matter), i kinda didnt want to go back..

argh sarah you have got to stop being so complacent and just go for it without being so wussy. pft.

ho well. you shld have seen amy just now, it was quite a sight. she has this uncanning ability to clamp onto your arm for practically the whole youth session and not be distracted or anything? she refused to let go of my arm when i was suppose to go up and singing, making me sing from the floor -_- she ought to be applauded man XD oh well. it's good..

i still dont feel like i'm going tmr. i wanna stay up and type emails to people.

and i'm so touched mike you wrote an entire blog about me! i like that pic of the safe corner, that was pretty pro, minus the fact that i was smiling..but hey, what's photoshop for? and well yar. of everything you said to me..how can i forget (amy also kinda said the same stuff..modified it here and there). "dont let other people hurt you cause i wanna be the one to do it" what a classic.

oh well. dont miss me so much (: i'll try to blog as much as i can (if i'm not busy replying emails..or typing them at least) and no for general interests, i wont be getting a boyfriend or going out alone with a guy alone.. so that isnt much of a concern.

last night of the year here in perth, why arent the stars out!?! pft oh well. i've been away from singapore for 10 and a half months and.. i dont know. call me weird or anything (abnormal highly recommended) but i dont miss singapore much and balblabfhiaheoh rargh. ag stop ranting already i bet you i'll be telling a different story from tmr onwards. grrr.

i wanna see hailey and ethan (niece and nephew). hnn.

byebye perth. aloha singapore.

read your emails you guys.

ciao! dont miss me!...too much...
hokay bye (:

speaking of singlish, guess what? i was watching tv the other day and there was this singaporean guy on the news, talking about the guy who'd smuggled drugs into the country.. blah blah blah, who paid attention to what he was saying? he couldn't change the verdict in the end..

anyway, the thing that grabbed my attention was the fact that channel nine actually put subtitles on screen while the guy was talking.. yes, they put subtitles on.. i just cracked up.. number one, yes, his accent was extremely singaporean.. number two, i actually still understood him... three, how is it that people can't understand the same language just cause it's spoken with a different accent?

apparently they did the same thing for a john howard speech in the UK.. his accent was too australian for the Brits to understand..

oh, and harry, i mix my english with chinese as well, and i actually do it fluently.. for example when my mum turned on the light and i said i didn't need it... "ke neng ni mei you mei tian chi carrot suo yi ni de pupils bu hui dilate".. roughly translates into, maybe your pupils don't dilate cause you don't eat carrots everyday..

figure that out!