why is there so much to do???

and why am i not doing it???

photog // eng. ex. // science ex. // maths chapter 11 // drawing plans // organize file [eng,maths,s&e,chinese,photog,everything] // science test // and other stuff i've forgotten

lame jokes i can remember on the spot:

x: ask me if i'm a tomato, ask me if i'm a tomato!!
y: are you a tomato?
x: no!

if a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?

x: *tells a totally lame joke*
y: man, that was lame!!
x: no it's not.. i can still walk

guess what??
kane : richard [chen], do you like girls??
richard: no
[we knew he was gay, but openly admitting it like that??]

guess what? radestock had a tick half burrowed into his thigh once, and he tried to kill it using methyl. spirits..

radestock: DIE DIE DIE!!! *jams cap of spirits onto his thigh with an interesting distortion of facial expression somewhere between extreme pain and crazed euphoria*
tick is not dead
radestock: *decides to burn it off* fine, then, if you're not gonna drown, i'll just have to COOK YOU!!!
after a while...
radestock: the flame is starting to hurt me, but i figured it must be hurting him a lot more!!!

-- what a crackpot -- yeah, like i'm one to talk..